Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Morning hijinxs and bad work ethics

 The next morning, just a few short hours before her first day on the job proved to be a very interesting one for Poppy. For some strange reason she was the target of a burglar. Being the bright bulb that Poppy is, she forgot to lock the door last night. In came the burglar sneaking all cat like around the house. It was an easy pick as she didn't have much to offer, so they stole her couch. A very groggy Poppy woke up and heard the commotion and looked around. She was terrified and instantly got on the phone with the cops. Meanwhile, the robber was just moseying on about as she watched helplessly as her things were taken. Just as the cops pulled up, the robber got away. Poppy was furious. Her morning was already ruined and she lost her comphy couch. She laid into the cop with all her frustrations. He offered no help what so ever and said NEXT TIME they would catch the robber.

After the incident, Poppy rushed to get ready for work. The clothes she was given just wasn't gonna cut it what so ever. She needed something that would make a statement, that she was both easy on the articles and.... easy on the eyes. So she picked a nice skimpy dress and thigh high boots and marched proudly into the building. She spent the day kissing up to her boss and absolutley got no where. In fact, she was doing a tremendously bad job. After work, she was ready to pop at this point with anger and spent a good while next to her bosses office window giving herself a good lecture. None the less, she knew she would prevail. The world needed to know about who lived in this town and all the dirty things they were up to!
Several..... several meltdowns later, Poppy was finally feeling a little bit better. Just a smidge. She wanted to cool off and thought of no place better but the pool. She took a quick dive in still stinky as could be and hopped out everything was great except.... her clothes were missing....









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