The next morning, just a few short hours before her first day on the job proved to be a very interesting one for Poppy. For some strange reason she was the target of a burglar. Being the bright bulb that Poppy is, she forgot to lock the door last night. In came the burglar sneaking all cat like around the house. It was an easy pick as she didn't have much to offer, so they stole her couch. A very groggy Poppy woke up and heard the commotion and looked around. She was terrified and instantly got on the phone with the cops. Meanwhile, the robber was just moseying on about as she watched helplessly as her things were taken. Just as the cops pulled up, the robber got away. Poppy was furious. Her morning was already ruined and she lost her comphy couch. She laid into the cop with all her frustrations. He offered no help what so ever and said NEXT TIME they would catch the robber.
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Wednesday, February 1, 2023
Morning hijinxs and bad work ethics
A lesson in over eating
Later that day, Poppy decided she would go out again and get herself that job she was hoping for. However, upon arrival at the building for the journalism, she smelt the whafting tantalizing stench of the trash. Unable to help herself she dove right in and started digging around for what gold she could find. She managed to find a used couch. She didn't know what she could do with it, but none the less held on to it for the time being. She spent a few hours digging and nothing else of value came up.
Conversation means conversion
Back home poppy decided to have a dance to make herself feel better. She worked up such an appitite it forced her to make some food. She settled on three bowls of mac and cheese. After that she felt like going for a refreshing jog outside. She loved the cool breeze. After that though it was bed time for our dear friend Poppy.
Adventures in Poppyland
Adventures with the newly moved in Poppy.
Friday, April 8, 2022
A rather wasted Sunday
Sunday morning sun came. The cats Bagel and Toaster were outside playing with each other. Bagel was showing Toaster the proper ways to beg while ensuring with a few added paw movements she could get the best treats desirable. Bagel always looked out for his little Toaster.
Kalina on the other hand, she woke up feeling like the previous night was all a dream. She was still in a deep haze. Even more so in denial. As she pondered how to spend her Sunday, Bagel took the chance to show that morning's lessons live to Toaster. He got himself a nice hunk of cheese tossed down to the floor at him. Kalina was none the wiser that the cats seemed to be conspiring against her.
She did however, hear about a new place that opened up in town called the Sugar Cube. Rather than spending the day with science or working away she decided one day off couldn't hurt. She needed to feel... normal whatever that was now. The "dreams" lingered with her all morning and she tried her hardest to push them aside. She got dressed and headed out the door.
At the Sugar Cube, there was a tall, pale and handsome man behind the counter ringing up food. Kalina, shy as she might be was also determined to introduce herself. She had never before met a super natural and a Vampire... well, for science sake. She needed to know him better. On the surface, he seemed polite. Things quickly shifted though as she was hypnotized by him. Her eyes grew green and before he could further use her for a snack, perhaps even drain her, more people came in. He backed off and blinked at her a bit, then smiled. Kalina shook her head wondering what just happened and quickly got from behind the counter. Today just wasn't her day!
Tomeka came up behind her and they exchanged some words. Kalina tried hard to be friendly with her this time, thinking they got off on the wrong foot the first day they met. Tomeka was kind enough to point out she was pregnant and the days were starting to be rough on her. Kalina on the other hand, couldn't understand because she was too focused on her job and the rush that science gave her that she hadn't even thought about having a family. This obviously upset the pregnant and very hormonal Tomeka. Next thing Kalina knew they were going at each other in a screaming match. Each judging the other for their choices. Kalina being ruthless didn't back down. By the end of it, they both hated each other. There was no hope for them to become friends after this.
After the massive roof shattering fighting between the two, Tomeka took off in a hurry. Not wanting to fight anymore. Kalina realized that her entire day had been wasted. Albit a good distraction, but still nothing at all was accomplished. So much for trying to feel normal for a day. She sat down at th counter and treated herself to a shrimp plate before calling it a night and readying herself for the week ahead. For a few moments though, nothing existed but her and this wonderous seafood.
Wednesday, April 6, 2022
A not so welcome visit

Monday, April 4, 2022
A new addition to the Sloss house!
Friday was finally here, the day started out smooth. As Kalina was filing some paperwork some one in a suit and tie stopped her for a moment and asked if she would like to switch jobs. To which she declined. As much as polishing podiums and rising the ranks in government sounded quite fun, it simply wasn't what she had envisioned for herself at the moment. She couldn't be CEO of the free world, she wanted to be CEO of a company. The man asked one more time, and she once again declined.
She left work though feeling a little defeated. She was so very close to a promotion but her drop in mood kept it at bay. It was there for the taking but now she would have to wait the whole weekend out, it make her antsy as hell. Back home though, she was growing hungry and was feeling rather lazy. She settled for making some mac and cheese, however, due to her focus on how she was her own worst enemy at the moment, she actually burned her dinner. Now she was going to have to eat burned mac and cheese. As she sat down to eat it she hated it. It was all wrong.
Nighttime came and she was restless. Nothing to work on, nothing to do. Her mind was racing. Something was missing. She got on her computer and browsed around a little bit, it was then that something caught her eye. She was browsing the adoption forums and her eyes settled on an orange little kitty. Bagel didn't have anyone to play with, she was gone for long hours at a time and it might be nice to have another furry companion running around. She made up her mind and put all the adoption info in. She decided the cat was going to be named Toaster.
Toaster arrived that night, all washed and clean. She was an adorable little stray orange tabby kitten that turned into a full grown cat the next hour. Her kitten years were behind her and she was ready to start her life as a little hunter alongside Bagel. But first, they had to have a few tumbles to see who was the dominant one. In the end though, Bagel accepted her. The pouncing and playfullness continued on for a good portion of the night as both cats were becoming used to each other.